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disowns:

honestly i hate when people try to sugar coat shit like if you don’t like me or don’t wanna hang or don’t wanna talk to me just fucking tell me don’t keep ignoring me and expect me to figure out the hint like that’s such a bitch ass move i’d rather hear it from you than be ignored 99% of the fucking time.

(Source: disowns)

Anonymous:
What attracts you to someone else?
Me:

What kind of pizza toppings they like, if they like dogs, also if they’re not a steelers fan

Anonymous:
are you awake and a little tipsy like i am or nah?
Me:

No, I had to work at 5 am.

Anonymous:
hello. are you awake?
Me:

Yes

Anonymous:
Dogs are the best therapy. What kind of dog do you have?
Me:

A yellow lab

Anonymous:
What's your favorite music to listen to when you're feeling sad?
Me:

I really don’t listen to music when I’m sad. Only when I’m angry or content. I usually lay with mine or my best friends dog.

zaynsbro:

Shut up mom, this isn’t a phase. this is the REAL me

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shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 
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